i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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