you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
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