What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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