he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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