kristin has been a bad kristin
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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