Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
do herpes really smell.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
