Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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