it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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