Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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