did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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