That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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