No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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