I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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