There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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