Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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