Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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