I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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