Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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