Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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