yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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