ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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