its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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