I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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