Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
...so i touched it.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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