If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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