Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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