whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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