So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
this will be a night to untag.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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