sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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