To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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