i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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