You're completely useless in the revolution.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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