Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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