I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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