Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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