i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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