Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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