Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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