does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Dicks are not precious.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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