Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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