He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
