erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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