when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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