The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
