in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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