I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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