ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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