Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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