Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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