White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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