therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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