Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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